Scribbles and bits 78: The Final Countdown.

I don’t know much about football, and to tell you the truth I really don’t care.  I would rather watch the Bulls play basketball, or watch the Sabres.  I suppose my opinion comes from sitting in living rooms, as my dad cheered for the Bills to make a touchdown so that they could finally win a Superbowl.

Even though I know what a hat trick is, I have no idea what a zone read could possibly be.  Heck, usually when I hear them doing a commentary and talking about a tight end, I can only visualize how they squeeze those men into those tight pants.  Okay, I admit it, I am a girl, who is only interested in watching the guys shake their booties after scoring a touchdown, and getting me some real, and delicious Buffalo wings. Sorry to tell you boys, but the only pass interference I am concerned about is keeping crazy men from hitting on me.  

Boy, I guess I always have trouble getting to the point after, spending hours reading so I can complete my homework.  I sometimes find myself a little offside, attempting to do things when I am just not ready yet.  Maybe I should go out on the water, gliding across the shallow waters on a punt.  Or maybe I should just throw the flag, so that I can call a delay of game before I wind up punting my way through my field of life. 

 I know I have no two minute warning and that I will always have to struggle through all the turbulence that comes my way.  So right now I will sit here and spin my chip, carrot, heck even my finger in a bowl of chip dip, as I ponder a way to catch this long bomb, and prove that it doesn’t matter how many hail Mary pass situations I find myself in, I will survive.

 So you can drink another beer, and watch to see if the Seahawks win.  But I will be reading, and writing my homework.

 

However; you’d better behave, I may sneak in to watch some commercials in between sentences and make sure that you are not getting into trouble. 

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Comments (3)

  1. pastormike

    That’s excellent! I used several terms with something like this in mind..super take on the challenge!

    January 31, 2014
    1. proudmomma8

      Thank you

      February 01, 2014
  2. T3wig

    Yeah

    February 03, 2014